The fuck is going on here

"Whatever. Some female in your life has rejected you. It will not be the last time, I can tell you..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:28:17 +0200

““Whatever. Some female in your life has rejected you. It will not be the last time, I can tell you that. Why are you bothering me about it?””

- Raphael Santiago City of Fallen Angels by Cassandra Clare (via quoteablebooks)

cassandraclare: More of Cassandra Jean’s and my Shadowhunter...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:19:27 +0200

cassandraclare:

More of Cassandra Jean’s and my Shadowhunter Tarot. The seven of steles can be ambiguous, so here’s Raphael, the angel-faced vampire with mysterious intentions. He has been the most asked-for Tarot character but we wanted to find the right card for him. I’m so glad people love him so much; he has a very big role to play in City of Heavenly Fire!

Raphael: So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:18:38 +0200

Raphael: So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.
Simon: If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know.

"Oh, good. You’re starting to talk about yourself in the third person. That’s not a sign of impending..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:16:42 +0200

“Oh, good. You’re starting to talk about yourself in the third person. That’s not a sign of impending megalomania or anything.”

- Simon, City of Fallen Angels (via torontoeatsitsyoung)

"And now I’m looking at you,” he said, “and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:13:00 +0200

““And now I’m looking at you,” he said, “and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before – bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it – but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me.””

- Jace Lightwood to Clary Morgenstern in City of Glass (via almost-she)

cityofclockworkk: How can a boy, raised as a devil, be anything...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:12:10 +0200

cityofclockworkk:

How can a boy, raised as a devil, be anything but a demon?

"Isabelle said, poking at a misshapen object in the bottom of the frying pan that was, Clary feared,..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:10:44 +0200

“Isabelle said, poking at a misshapen object in the bottom of the frying pan that was, Clary feared, a pancake.”

- Cassandra Clare - City of Glass - The Mortal Instruments (via donttrustdontcare)

bencumber: a criminal web with a thousand threads and he knows...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:04:47 +0200

bencumber:

a criminal web with a thousand threads and he knows precisely how each and every single one of them dances

"Ho una voglia matta di vederlo appena sveglio, la mattina, coi capelli spettinati, lo sguardo ancora..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:04:14 +0200

““Ho una voglia matta di vederlo appena sveglio, la mattina, coi capelli spettinati, lo sguardo ancora addormentato, sentire la sua risata, sentirlo sbadigliare e dire ‘ma che capelli c’ho?’, lui che sorride e l’alba come sfondo.””

- (via sentiredipiupensaredimeno)

teamfreekickass: thislilcutie: smoothierox: the-dancing-batter...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:03:44 +0200

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS???????

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

vonizzix: emifail: p-sanmiguel: ohshietnigguh: thatsthepowero...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:02:22 +0200

vonizzix:

emifail:

p-sanmiguel:

ohshietnigguh:

thatsthepowerofpinesolbaby:

omg this girl putting on makeup on her husband

i can’t stop laughing at his face

omfg

his reaction when he saw his face at the end omfg i couldnt stop laughing

omfg he has the funniest reactions holy shit the end tho

“baby you said i look beautiful. were you lying?”

shadowhunter101: I heard your voice by *walkingnorth I love...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:44:36 +0200

shadowhunter101:

I heard your voice by *walkingnorth

I love this!!! :) Such amazing artwork by walkingnorth.

monsieurevans: “I’ll take whatever pill you don’t.”

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:43:59 +0200

monsieurevans:

“I’ll take whatever pill you don’t.”

residualblues: This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:40:26 +0200

residualblues:

This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.

germannn: germanypls: you touched my heeaaart you touched my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:39:29 +0200

germannn:

germanypls:

you touched my heeaaart you touched my sooouul
you changed my liiiife and all my goals
and love is bliiind and that I knew when
my heart was blinded byyyy you

We have a new 5 Euro bill and I can feel the pain.

ewebean: #if you think this doesn’t look like he’s getting the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:39:04 +0200

ewebean:

#if you think this doesn’t look like he’s getting the best blowjob of his life then u r wrong #because it looks like he’s getting the best blowjob of his life

nihileigh: This picture defines how I use the internet.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:38:41 +0200

nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

girls don’t like boys girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:38:24 +0200

girls don’t like boys

girls like celebrities old enough to be their parents

quietersideofbullerbyn: It’s actually a double occasion. This...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:37:29 +0200

quietersideofbullerbyn:

It’s actually a double occasion. This blog (bit late) one year anniversary and 2000 followers. Since none of that would happen without you people, your constant support and amazing asks here is little giveaway to show my gratitude.

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Giveaway ends Monday, 24th June 12 pm GMT. Make sure your askbox is open :) And yes, I ship worldwide.

To take part you need to:

reblog this post

fill out this form (just a precaution in case tumblr decides to be an ass)

Following this blog isn’t obligatory ;)

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And since it’s double occasion there is also 20% off discount on all items in my storenvy (those charms above and many more are available there). This promotion will last till 1st July.

To get 20% discount you need to write JUDEBEE during checkout (there is “apply a discount code” option there).

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:35:28 +0200